From The Bathroom Mirror:
Look of the Day. January 16, 2013.
The Cheez-It Diet
Mustard Yellow cardigan (Target, $20). Brown striped tee (Forever 21, $12). Skinny jeans (Gordman’s, $15). Brown fur scarf (Carol, gift). Gold bracelets (Michelle, gift). Tan ankle booties (Baker’s, $30).
Estimated Cost of The Cheez-It Diet Look: $77
Okay, so story behind today’s look name. As I’m sure most of you are unaware, I am currently working on my Fall/Winter 2013 collection that will debut at the end of next month. That said, I really don’t have a lot of time for anything including time to sit down and eat. Well there’s that and sleep, but I’m straying from my story.
Today, in a rush, I grabbed my box of Cheez-It’s out of the pantry to munch on throughout the day at work. I know what you’re thinking, ‘What a healthy meal’. To that I say, suck it. They were reduced fat. Get on my level.
Anyway, my friend and fellow designer, Paulie Gibson, came into work today. Immediately, he spotted my box of snackie-poo’s and wanted some. He too, is working on his collection and has no time to eat. Of course, I shared my snacks and hence today’s name was dubbed after doing the standard haute couture hunch pose with the Cheez It box.
‘Lauren, what’s your secret to losing soo much weight?’. (Holds box of Cheez It’s in hunch pose with sexy look on face) ‘I’m on the Cheez-It Diet’.